Nasty, lying,crazy-ass,drunk,blogging mongoloid.

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Leann Rimes and her husband Eddie Cibrian are perfect for each other and I always find it interesting when people speak ill of their relationship.   Nobody speaks ill of them except me.   They are with their soul mates unnecessary verbiage.  soul mates and I wish them a lifetime of miserable darkness, which is how I would describe their lives together.Isn’t that just the worst thing to say to two people who you have never met?? They are angry, bitter, cheating, moronic, simpletons, just like my ex-husband and I can say whatever I want because this is the United States of America.  Never mind that I gave my word that I would never write about them again, I lied.  I cannot stop obsessing over them,  and my opinion is my own based on, by that of course I mean that i read it in the tabloids like the ones that have been saying Jennifer Aniston is pregnant for over ten years now.

They (Leann and Eddie) have thirteen haters, and we have a great time.  We insult them endlessly, saying the most grotesque things about them and we don’t get thrown off twitter.  But should anybody accuse me of being a drunk with a unibrow, they get thrown off immediately because they are endangering my career, my life, my job, my cat and my snickerdoodle.

I write about them even though I have nothing new to say, and no new insult to hurl, but because it might get me some hits as my blog never does.  I am using them for publicity, and is working out great for me.   Nobody cares about their divorce or life together.  Whenever my idol Brandi is brought up, there is 100% sympathy for the annoyance  Eddie Cibrian feels every time he gets four hundred e-mails from Brandy a day and a monthly hate blog from me.   I am actually convincing people that Leann and Eddie have been mischaracterized , and for all we know they are delightful people.  Remember, I wish them a lifetime of miserable darkness.  That is how much I hate them.  This hate fills me and makes me very sick inside, but I don’t care, I must continue my one man crusade against them, and I will not stop until they are destroyed.    Posting a family Christmas card was the last straw!  The stepchildren should have been removed from the picture lest anybody think that Leann gave birth tho them!  No more holiday photos.  The kids will feel a lot better if you ask them to get out of the picture and go stand over there.

They are simple minded, because they are both fascinating and entertaining.(wtf?)  I however am a riveting writer of pop culture, and I expose every living whore, which would be just about all females.  It’s my job to write about them said NO ONE EVER.  

I met with El Chapo in a nail salon in West Hollywood, and we just threw our heads back and laughed and laughed at Leann Rimes.  Why they have tried to have me arrested! (LIE)

They have sent me cease and desist letters like any normal bullied couple would do, but they can’t stop me because they abide in miserable darkness and cannot see!  I know all about what they do in private, what Eddie does every single minute of the day,  I know how much he works and doesn’t work, and I know , of course that he is still in live with Brandi.  Just like my ex-husband Stephen who has a restraining order out on me.   I send Schnickerdoodle outside of their estate with stuff from the spy store and once he got a picture of them taking out the GARBAGE!   Sometimes I wonder why it was never a goal to send Snicks to a four year college instead of letting him stay home and be a loser.  But he knows that I can’t live without him, such a wonderful bo

They support social media accounts that have threatened my life, and encouraged others who have made it their goal to discredit, humiliate, endanger, scare, or hurt me. At the end of the day they are simply bad people both together, and apart. I am good people, however, because nothing I say can be construed as hateful, unnecessary, absurd, fictitious, idiotic, drivel. I am always right, and I have never been wrong.  And I never stop harassing somebody once I stop.   We  are talking about sociopathic and pathological liars here people!  I tell the truth, like the time I talked with a prostitute and she asked my to stop calling me a whore because she gives whores a bad name!  I also tried to get more hits

by writing my true story about my extremely personal encounter with Lamar Odom.  They fascinate only me, and the fact that I say the same thing over and over and over and over and over, really excites my 7 fans.  I think everybody should recycle.  Di

They could not care less about anything I write, so in an attempt to help them, I thought I’d share d I point out  a few things to shed light on their darkness. By help them of course I mean they cannot be helped because we are dealing pathological and sociopathic liars, allegedly, so they won’t learn anything, simply continue to fascinate us. Did  I mention that they have evil darkness?  Don’t be fooled by their smiling faces and positive quotes on social media, they are really living in a dark, dark, place doing things they love, and that pisses me off!

 

Leann’s trolls will wonder why I write about her at all, and if we’re going to be honest, part of why I bother is because I am mentally ill and have no life.   It sends her into a rage, which I get a kick out of. She fumes, calls her troops to attack (she has no troops) all the while insisting she doesn’t know who I am and has never read my work. Classic. Everybody knows who I am.  Just go stand in any airport in the world and watch people come up to me and say, “Are you THE Ilana Angel? ” “They make the world a better place!”

She quotes me and copies my tweets, which is flattering (This has never happened, just look for yourself.  If you read my blogs with any regularity you know I am currently having a love affair with Jose Cuervo.Get it? It’s Tequila.  Isn’t it witty?   I write about him often and even credit him for my work.And now  Leann has started to profess her love for tequila. It is pathetic and sad, but fascinating on a lot of my own mental health issues that I think I am the only person who likes Tequila.  Besides I’m a drunk.   It is smart to  get drunk every night even when on chemo.  No green juice for me! And the only way you would catch me in a gym would be if I accidentally ran into one when I was drunk driving.

Some days I feel bad for myself, but most days I rave on and on about Leann Rimes, a woman I have never met., even though we have a serious relationship going on.  Brandi is selfish, , naïve, and unkind when it comes to the well being of her children.  Brandi is only reacting to the pain of Leann’s family photos when she calls her kids dI**s and a**holes.  She is just licking her wounds when she posts pictures of them in their underwear and talks about their bed wetting to the entire universe!  It is the pain of seeing Leann and Eddie on a boat having a nice day that causes her to show close ups of her fake boobs and rectum and send drunken vile e-mails to other people as well.  She sends Eddie 50 a day.  No wonder he never read her e-mail about possting pictures of her kids during holidays.  Even though Eddie did not lie.  He said she never talked to Leann about it which was true.  He was in his darkness bubble of hate when he finally had enough of her pathetic lies and called her out on them.

I hate Eddie Cibrian even more than I  hate Leann!  Because I know so much about him!  He most certainly is not a private person!  He has no balls and I saw his income tax returns this year.

These two lovely boys will grow up one day and they will see everything Brandi has said about their father. They will choose to not associate with her. It is coming. They will always love their dad of course so he will be unscathed, but it is Brandi who will bear the brunt of all of her selfish behavior, and slandering of their father and stepmother that they love.  They won’t even wait until they are fifteen to jump ship and get legal counsel.  She destroyed her marriage and her children with her filthy mouth, and the kids are so lucky they have a stable home where there is no bitterness, just love, to make up for all that she puts them through.

Cibrian  cheated on one woman because he was unhappily married. Rimes cheated on her husband, and they fell in love at first sight.  His marriage was already destroyed by her infidelity when she brought women home for threesomes. The act of a very desperate woman trying to cling on to a husband that she knew no longer loved her, if he ever did.  Any adult woman knows that this is the dumbest thing you can do if you are trying to hang on to your marriage which is already  hanging by a thread.  It takes two people to break up a marriage.  A successful marriage built on love cannot be broken by anybody, and that is a fact.  Dean Sheremet admits as much, but then again he has gotten on with his life, remarried and has a successful career.  Brandi got fired from the best job she ever will stumble upon because she was so hateful and vulgar that the network that promotes hatred and vulgarity could take no more!  That is quite an accomplishment.   She is now starring in a vulgar tampon commercial which I suppose is to amuse people on utube, although the reviews are all negative.   This was the big acting gig she was bragging about.  Big news is that she will be bankrupt within the year.  She invested 25% of her own money in her shitty wine which is a complete failure, and the rest she blew.

Leann Rimes has much love in her life,  and I have none.  Unless you count my kitties and potted plants. She is not doing too badly for a child star, it looks like she beat the odds in that department.  Leann is ugly and has unfortunate bone structure, but I ma a raving beauty. add in her unfortunate bone structure,  My mental illness  is a recipe for disaster. Allegedly. If you listen closely you may be able to hear her head explode as she reads this. Shhh, wait for it, boom.

Writing blogs about Leann Rimes is fun. I find her fascinating and even though she will attack, like rabid dogs do, those she has lash out are a pathetic group. They’ll photo shop pics of me to include a penis or two,(Ah, honey those shots of your face were not photoshopped I promise you.)share my address, post my phone number, write about my child, my Schnickerdoodle!   Can you imagine somebody talking about a child that does not belong to them on social media?  The horror!

That’s the thing about Ms. Rimes and her minions,( I love the Minions)  they understand that I am stupid. Bless their hearts. I will ride out the storm, as I always do, knowing in the end I’m just doing my job.My job is to write about reality t.v. but I have amended it to include stalking Leann rimes.  I write about celebrities, even if they are more important in their minds than ours. My blogs about Leann are more interesting than Leann because they are fiction and that is fun for me.

So why bother writing about her if I’m not going to elaborate on the things she did worth mentioning? Well, this is an experiment, specifically written for a chapter in my book about the unfortunate girl. Allegedly. You’ll have to read it now, understand it later, and trust me when I tell you this is gold and I am keeping it real.  I understand GESSIEWTF has completed her first chapter on me, as well.

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